daddyfuckedme: dude we need to stop making fun of teenage white girls and start making fun of teenage white boys like they are literally the worst people in the world and if you don’t agree you’re in denial
My therapist set half a glass of water in front of me. He asked me if I was an...– (via psychcomedy)
me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
fulllmetal: im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case
When someone tells you they don't like you.
theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
katelynpossible: never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
teacher: are you even paying attention
me: bitch i might be
earthnation: DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
whiskyandoldspice: when someone makes you feel insecure about liking something
leonardo-dicaprisun: you know you’re really lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.
snorlaxatives: it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle